Joke

There was a farting contest coming to town and people came from miles around the first fart was extremely loud the second fart pleased the crowd the third fart, the judges cried
"He shit his pants, he's disqualified!"
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There once was a security guard
Who had some troubles keeping it hard
He jerked it off nightly
And squeezed it tightly
while looking at his identification card.

Male students wrote: Woman, without her man, is nothing.

Female students wrote: Woman! Without her, man is nothing.